chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
