I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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