It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
