apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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