So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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