what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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