Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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