Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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