Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Randomize
