its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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