Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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