Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
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