The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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