On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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