none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I am full of burrito and curiosity
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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