The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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