So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
