So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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