I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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