oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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