He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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