Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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