Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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