Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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