the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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