youre lurking in front of me
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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