Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
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