It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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