Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
