What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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