i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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