My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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