I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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