I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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