i'm signing you up for texting rehab
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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