One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
