The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
