So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
