that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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