last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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