Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize