i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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