I would go down on you faster than GM stock
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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