I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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