She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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