apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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