we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
ugly people sure do ruin things
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Randomize
