White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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