just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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