me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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