He is an equal opportunity slut.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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