How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I'm bleeding and have questions
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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