He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I'm both gender and math confused
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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