Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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